• Charles Lempriere

    Hello, I am Mr Charles Lempriere, established 15 years ago in the town of Melbourne. Currently occupied in school and dog walking, its a relatively comfy life round my way. I enjoy switching lamps on and off (but not continuously or simultaneously as that would be wasting power), spending long periods listening to AM radio and taking well-earned day time naps. It is a dream of mine to hold both the Tetris and Vietnamese soup eating world records at the same time, while maintaining some form of clean skin. One day I would like to take residence in the mountains of Bhutan with the Layap people and their yaks. An honourable mention to the Scott Pilgrim series for being the best thing ever, So Yeah!

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